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*Don't limit yourself, live your best life! Or unlife. As it be. The difference is mostly the breathing, you know? You don't have to smell really gross stuff as much anymore because you don't need to breathe in unless you talk. But then again some people can achieve a better sense of scent and then talking in smelly areas becomes really unpleasant and now if you don't think that's a problem then I don't know what your priorities are.
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[There's a certain tone to those words that implies that springing things on people is like the number one cardinal sin to them when it comes to sex.]
No, I will simply be there. ...I might give myself a hand. [Probably not, though. They rarely get aroused in a way that inspires them to do something about it.]
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Do you have a date in mind, or do you need to speak to Max first?
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[Important things to prepare, after all! Wouldn't want to ruin a nice evening with terribly clashing outfits.]