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*Don't limit yourself, live your best life! Or unlife. As it be. The difference is mostly the breathing, you know? You don't have to smell really gross stuff as much anymore because you don't need to breathe in unless you talk. But then again some people can achieve a better sense of scent and then talking in smelly areas becomes really unpleasant and now if you don't think that's a problem then I don't know what your priorities are.
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Wonderful, darling, I can hardly wait! I was unaware that the castle had dungeons, but naturally that makes sense.
Ah - and since a portion of my wardrobe has been returned to me, I can properly dress for the occasion too. Oh, darling sugar puff, you'll simply have to tell me which colours you intend on wearing so we can compliment one another. [Priorities.]
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[They spread out an arm, indicating the dressing gown Akeldama gifted them.]
I might be able to procure a room of such a style.
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But perhaps I could find something that would suit? I had some experience with such things when I was younger, although I'm sure fashions have changed quite considerably since. [And he never made it quite that far himself.]
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[They are fairly aware that in most times, people didn't wear knickers, and... no. Just. No.]
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Give me a few days to scour the market, darling, and I'll come back to you so we can discuss our options together. Do you have something in mind for our little morsel as well?
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[Just saying.
...speaking of which.] Which is the part that I will not partake in. [They're asking Akeldama to tea, not supper. Max will be more of a taste than a meal, in this case, but in other regards... Jackie is very happy to leave the whole fun to the older vampire. After all that's the point of it.
They will, however, quite happily watch.]
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Ah, so that's how it is, is it, darling? Well, as I said, as long as you don't intend to direct, you're welcome to enjoy the view as much as you wish. [They're not. But in exchange for a nibble on their drone? Akeldama will have to put up with it. And he'd be lying if he didn't enjoy an audience, when his audience is another one of his drones enjoying himself in turn.]
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[There's a certain tone to those words that implies that springing things on people is like the number one cardinal sin to them when it comes to sex.]
No, I will simply be there. ...I might give myself a hand. [Probably not, though. They rarely get aroused in a way that inspires them to do something about it.]
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Do you have a date in mind, or do you need to speak to Max first?
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[Important things to prepare, after all! Wouldn't want to ruin a nice evening with terribly clashing outfits.]